german women and beautiful eyes

i realised how low my confidense has gone,
after my fierce battle with love.
just this morning in the LRT, i was checking out this babe.
we made glorious eye contact, but i looked away.
then it hit me.
damn those ugly eyes..

things got better in the bus.
this nicely aged 30 year old hellofa darling german sweetheart sat beside me.
ok i lied. i sat beside her.
we had like this crazy 2 hour chat. apparently she thinks malaysians are nice people.
weird huh how europians do not know the state we malaysians are in. racial harmony it seems. fckiu muhibah.
she was teling me about the october beer fest in munich and her tour around the globe.
amsterdam, barcelona, to the heat in bali, parties in koh samui and our very own pride island, pulau perhentian. weird how much she loves malaysia.

she taught me a thing or two about the german language called german.
i started with the classic ich liebe dich (i love you) and she burst out laughing.
"POAST" is german means cheers, and "jus" means bye.
ich heizer ivan means my name is ivan. she said i pronounce german really well. "yea yea, very good very good."
i was thinking "yea wait till you kiss me." haaaaa...
but the best part was when she said beer in german was, none other than BIER. yea.
her name was Heidi bloshkoskbcosh tongue twister twister something.
and she worked as a middle mum. you know the nurse that aids women who are giving birth?
yea. god her backpack was huge. and she had nicely tanned skin and crystal grey eyes.CRYSTAL. like she could see right through my soul or something. on top of that, she had the prettiest smile in this gadamn world. memang terbaik-nye smile.
god what were you thinking, shes 30 la ivan..

then she was telling me about the famous octoberfest.

octoberfest is a sixteen day festival held each year in munich. it is one of the most famous events in the world with some 6million people attending every year.

octoberfestbier are beers served during the festival since 1818 surplied by six breweries known as the Big 6 : spaten, lowenbrau, augustiner, hofbrau, paulaner and hacker pschorr, serving lagers with 5.5-6% alchohol, called Marzen.

the craziest part of this festival, more like the best part, is every pint of beer was 1 bloody litre. nothing lesser.gadamn.
she was telling me about the famous speed limitless highway in deutschland. i had to ask her what was the fastest car shes ever driven, knowing it's germany and how great they were at making cars and forth. she answered a humble audi. okhay. so how fast did you go?
hmm..about 360ks/hour.(for chen hsiong)
*orgasmic blast personating a meteor shower*
piuu piuu boof chikababoooom..
there is a difference between women who can drive and women who can drive.

i liked her. she was really nice to be with. real angel but we soon parted ways.
one last glimpse at her perfect, tan slightly wrinkled smile,
and i was on my way, back to a very malaysian world.
poast dear heidi,
till then, jus..