you make it easy (=

There’s only
one thing
Two Do
Three words
Four you
I love you





xo
theunclewiththelippiercing

beauty and the beasts

reflection 09'

just a sudden thing, the whole click decided to go for prom.

no reason whatsoever..
just felt like dressing up, flaunt, pop, lock and drop it.
was cyberjaya's prom night.wasn't the malaccans..
explains why it wasn't so happening.
but we had fun..
more like we made fun..

nik darling.

scene from cookie jar

reena realizing her big nose..

the very very seductive women

reens was using me as a cover
her aim was the waiter's ass

ladies of the night..
from left : fifah, reena, nik, rema, nitasha, loshini

martin and me..
the mande and the tai-ko

badass arun and me

this guy's a very close friend of mine.
he may have a "million dollar" smile
but he's got job offers from shell and KPMG
so stfu..

ocean's 11..no wait, ivan "G's 5"..
beat that shit

this was right before we hit euphoria..
trust me,
an anchor strong before any party sets the mood right

here's a couple of edited shots.

Marilyn Monroe-ish

this one's like a shot taken from twilight or something..

this one's my favourite.

was a decent prom, night didn't quite end the way i wanted to, but twas awesome anyhow..
i survived a cyber prom..single.(=

xo,
theguywiththelippiercing



the only thing keeping me from falling
into the spiraling abyss of my soul,
is the rusty hook you have
embedded in me..

being stupid all over again..

nope, i dont like how i feel as much as you do.

shoot me

xo,
theguywiththeconfusedmindandthelippiercing.

the "word" of the day is "legs"

so lets go home and spread the "word".

anyway, im at my sister's place, and i just watched "road to rodanthe".
movie was based on a novel by nicholas sparks.
pronounced as "ROE-DANTH-ee"
feeling a-tee-bit emotional right now. )=
dont be a fool..im heartless.
which leads to my, this unecessary post..
(and the fact that i can't log in to facebook cuz streamyx is being a bitch and a half)

open topic. to all whom it may concern.
lets talk about....football..
haha..
lets talk about the views on LOVE..

well lets see..er, i guess i've had my share of spilled milk.
nothing really worked out. longest one lasted 6 months..
call me fussy. women who are reading this, please do not get offended.
IF YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH*, LETS JUST STAY FRIENDS YEA**?
*manglish or jinglish or jibberish are under the category of NOT ENGLISH.sorry..=/
**this doesn't apply if your body speaks awesome english..

you know i love you and all, but if you do not speak proper english(unless you're french or you drive a really fast car really really fast)please click the red X on the top right of your screen cause you probly wont understand what you're reading neither.

what do i know about love.
its unpredictable, its catches you off guard.
it gives you this feeling like you can do anything in the world..
the most amazing feeling.
or it takes it all back and make you feel like the weakest, most stupidest person on earth.
do i understand love?
nope.
why am i posting this?
im drunk on my sister's DOM soup..ugh..

anyway, prom's tomorow, gotta get sufficient sleeep.
so i could get some love tomorow, numsayin'?(=

just read your blog darling, heres a quote for you.
If you judge people, you have no time to love them.
(mother teresa)

heres food for thought.
Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

they say love makes the world go round.
i say it makes the ride worthwhile.

toast to love.
xo

its crazy how we lost ourselves that night.

theres a reason why they say we should give it time.

...

im holding on before it fades

they say blood is thicker than water, i say..

my dearest friend kit yuan and young yee chien came down to malacca last weekend (18th)

was just another hectic day. university this, university that. first was the 20 page marketing report, then had an exam the following day. and on friday, had a presentation on my business plan and a debate on marriage and cohabitation. was proposition for cohabitation. 1 word, whoop-ass.
so the the presentation went well and the debate kicked ass, and my homies from the hood were already in malacca. hence starts my awesome weekend (=

they reached around 6pm i think..all i remembered was being half an hour late. sorry guys, had issues with the car..kof..gear box problem..

brought them back to my place before finding them a place to crash. kit yuan didnt want to crash at my place cause we had no air-con. hah. we hit jongker's first.took them to the
laksa/cendol-best-giler-babi shop..still dont understand why we didnt take shots in jongkers..hmm, everybody was well overwhelmed i guess. oh we managed to settle the "gear-box" problem thanks to martin. yea, he drove us everywhere. so thanks bradah. then we hit ringos.
ringo's is this joint around jongker with alot of history to it. really chill-out place. 80's 90's live music, marilyn monroe pictures, elvis potraits. i love that place. they loved it.

beer-music-atmosphere..

ringo doin' his thang..

yea, anyway, after that we hit the satay celup joint, capitol..ill kill myself with guilt la if they didn't go there..then pure, then arena..pure was empty..arena was ok till a fight broke out.
everything was going wrong lor.till we hit the jetty. with a bottle of JD..
was awesome la. stars, breeze, waves, and background music from the chinese guys near us.

so there was great company, awesome scene, and whisky nothing short from perfect. what else could you ask for?the best picture we could get of kit yuan..lil' yee chien..

martino "rock"..

nope, i have no idea what yee chien's doing neither..

now i know the picture are nothing to brag about. but you weren't there..so stfu..

so to sum things up, was yet another awesome weekend.

kit yuan, thanks so much for coming down..really appreciated it. made my week. you're nothing less than a dependable best friend.i owe you.

yee chien, thanks for being so beautiful. (= i know..awwwwwww

and martino, thanks for the help. couldn't have done it without you.

today, i got my shit back together

with that said..
theguywiththelippiercing
over and out

the better half

21st march...yea i know, it was sunburst, it was also the day my dearest sister gave birth to a pair of beautiful twins. im sorry la this post may be a little bit senti, but the fact that i adore my family, should be enough to overcast my cheesyness.


to my eldest niece, danielle,
babydoll, from the moment u were in mummy's tummy, till the time i first held your fragile little body in my arms, till the time you smacked me on the face, or spat ur food on me, i never stopped loving you. and i still do. you are my joy.
you will grow up to be a beautiful woman. make sure you love mummy, papa, grandma and grandpa and uncle mal the way uncle ivan loved them.
when you turn sixteen, uncle ivan promise he will get you a credit card. you can get anything in the world you want. know that no woman can replace that special place you have in me.
i love you meimei-chang.

she's so posh isn't she..
this was when you were 1.

this was when you had the most cutest, ridiculous, prettiest smile in the whole wide world.
you still have that in you.(=

and here are the newest, the latest, the finest addition to my beloved family..

catherine in pink, and christopher in blue.. gorgeous aren't theynotice christopher(left) with the pride of the portugese, his nose bridge. so hairy the bugga.. and catherine,shes so beautiful la..
from left : christopher darling, debra (che), mei mei-chan, koh tom(bro-in-law) and catherine sweetheart.

mum, dad, the twins and the love of my life.

angels showing off their shaolin kung-fu..tiger dragon power power..(=my favourite. dad with his new goaty, mum and danielle.


all adds up to one, bigger, better, noisier, happy family.

to now, and forever.. enchante

dear dad,

dear dad,
i know i haven't been much of a son, im sorry.
love,
your son

dear dad,
i know im not quite what you wanted me to be, im working on it.
love,
your son

dear dad,
you are everything i want to be. you will always be my hero.
love,
your son.

dear dad,
i'm sorry for all those times i disrespected you, offended you, or hurt you. i know at times i can be such an ass of a prick pain in the neck. please know that i never meant it in any way.
love,
your son.

dear dad,
please continue to guide me, be patient with me, and have faith in me.
love,
your son.

dear dad,
thank you for making me the better me i am. know i appreciate you dearly.
love,
your son.

dear dad,
thank you for being the man you are.
love,
your son.

dear dad,
i'm so proud of you.
love, your son.

dear dad,
happy belated birthday.
love,
your son.

dear dad,
i know i don't say this often, i'll say it now so the world may read.
i love you.
now and always,
your son..

will i ever know a killer from a savior

we're here and now
but will we ever be again
cause i have found
all that shimmers in this world
is sure to fade
away, again..

1 month of starvation. worth it.

6 stages, 12 hours of non-stop music performance from both local and international act, adds up to 1 massive rock-licking-time.

the scene
the polo pavilion
bukit kiara equestrian and country resort
kuala lumpur
21st march 2009
SUNBURST KL MUSIC FESTIVAL


thats the sunstage
where korn performed.
when we just reached..

sunburst 09' was awesome la. needed a break from all the hectic bullcrap my university was putting me through. had exams on that day. shot straight for kl right after my accounts paper, just in time to watch my darling Iliyana from estrella perform. lets see, em, to me the local artists did a brilliant job. estrella put up an awesome show,"stay" was their encore. so did estrange. know the song "itu kamu"? yea, them. butterfingers didnt really hit the notch la, so it was an excuse to go eat. i had nasi lemak. at sunburst. yup.

Iliyana, estrella

richael(i think) lead singer, estrange

then there was gerhana ska cinta and nidji. awesome awesome awesome. nidji was like my chemical romance, but the indon version, with the theme love/we the new generation, somewhere that corner. and also this instrumental band, cosmic kitchen. hah, they were like, "you don't have to sing along, cause we dont have no gadamn lyrics." but they were cool la.

cosmic kitchen doin their thing(if you look closely)

gerhana feat. the dude from skudap skudip
love love love..

then,there was N.E.R.D.
THE N.E.R.D. pharell williams. got all the chics. yea yea. whatever..
they were really doing it la. they were the it.
pharrell made it clear the six ground rules of an N.E.R.D show whish sounded something like this

1. I wanna see crowd surfing
2. Mosh Pits are an absolute mandatory
3. if you are a girl, and theres a guy beside you, get on his sholders
4. something..
5. something else
and
6. if all the above aint legal on this land,
FUCK IT, CAUSE THATS WHAT YOU FUCKIN' PAID FOR!!!
WOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

and then suddenly he turned to his crew and stoped the music. then he gave this cock stare to this photographer. like terbaik punya cock stare la. like if looks could kill, the photographer would have died la numsayin'?
then pharell said "hey look, you're a photographer. you take pictures. you ain security. theres 30 of them, and theres one of you. stop pushing them man. you either do your job, or GET THE FUCK OUTA HERE!!!"
10,000 people. in front of 10,000 people.
and they all kept quiet.wtf? i got excited la, started jumping and pointing towards that poor child
shouting "SHOOT THAT BITCH!!"
poor photographer..how the hell you gonna live the rest of your life with the knowledge of you, getting fuck'd, in front of 10,000 people, by pharell williams.
all the best buddy.




when god made me, he was just showing off.
when god made pharell, he thought he was good.

and then came the whole reason why we decided to go through all the hassle, the rush, the jam, the slow bus, the walks and the starving ourselves for a whole damn month..
the great, the ultimate, the bold, the beautiful, the one, the only,

KORN!!!!

jonathan davis's gruff voice sent a spell to all of us and naturally, mosh pits started forming and 10,000 people were head banging. hail hail..
they performed many of their great hits including here to stay, a.d.i.d.a.s, and coming undone.
mr.davis, who was wearing his legendary kilt, apologized to the souls of malaysian for taking 15 fucking years to reach this part of the god forsaken world. hah. then he was like, I DID NOT JUST GET ON A 22 HOUR FLIGHT TO HEAR THAT!! cause the crowd was like wooo at first.. then being malaysians after kena sounding then only started shouting lah..
JD also played his bagpipes for like about 5minutes or so before he started shouting again,

fucking awesome!!this part here all tengah high.hak..

from left : shiresh's shoulder, chic, sweaty chic, me, gabs, imran

bugga, head banged so much i felt like batman in his old suit. you know the feeling when you can't turn your neck? when you have to turn your whole shoulder just to look at the side mirror of your car when you're driving?yea..that feeling.
thigh got jabed while moshing, couldn't play football at all after that. my ray-bans shape-shifted.in to a "V"..yea.but it was all worth it.

until the stupid authorities pulled a stunt tryna check on korn and N.E.R.D's permits..
very very embarrassing. to the whole country and the music comunity!!
come on la, its the 21st century, ya'll still expect us to tutup aurat and all that crap ar?
laaaaandon..
fucking faggots.
go deal with your people, your politics, then come mess with our music.

heres a last picturestole it from billionaire boys club

k lah, tired already. back to my marketing report.
got lot more pictures, but they all on facebook.
oh, and i got a guitar pick from korn.
it'll be a crime if i didn't thank my dear friend Gabriel for the pictures. and imran too.
so, thank you.

and for those who didn't make it,
ya'll suck la.haha..

Sunburst KL 09'
awesome.
i know...

german women and beautiful eyes

i realised how low my confidense has gone,
after my fierce battle with love.
just this morning in the LRT, i was checking out this babe.
we made glorious eye contact, but i looked away.
then it hit me.
damn those ugly eyes..

things got better in the bus.
this nicely aged 30 year old hellofa darling german sweetheart sat beside me.
ok i lied. i sat beside her.
we had like this crazy 2 hour chat. apparently she thinks malaysians are nice people.
weird huh how europians do not know the state we malaysians are in. racial harmony it seems. fckiu muhibah.
she was teling me about the october beer fest in munich and her tour around the globe.
amsterdam, barcelona, to the heat in bali, parties in koh samui and our very own pride island, pulau perhentian. weird how much she loves malaysia.

she taught me a thing or two about the german language called german.
i started with the classic ich liebe dich (i love you) and she burst out laughing.
"POAST" is german means cheers, and "jus" means bye.
ich heizer ivan means my name is ivan. she said i pronounce german really well. "yea yea, very good very good."
i was thinking "yea wait till you kiss me." haaaaa...
but the best part was when she said beer in german was, none other than BIER. yea.
her name was Heidi bloshkoskbcosh tongue twister twister something.
and she worked as a middle mum. you know the nurse that aids women who are giving birth?
yea. god her backpack was huge. and she had nicely tanned skin and crystal grey eyes.CRYSTAL. like she could see right through my soul or something. on top of that, she had the prettiest smile in this gadamn world. memang terbaik-nye smile.
god what were you thinking, shes 30 la ivan..

then she was telling me about the famous octoberfest.

octoberfest is a sixteen day festival held each year in munich. it is one of the most famous events in the world with some 6million people attending every year.

octoberfestbier are beers served during the festival since 1818 surplied by six breweries known as the Big 6 : spaten, lowenbrau, augustiner, hofbrau, paulaner and hacker pschorr, serving lagers with 5.5-6% alchohol, called Marzen.

the craziest part of this festival, more like the best part, is every pint of beer was 1 bloody litre. nothing lesser.gadamn.
she was telling me about the famous speed limitless highway in deutschland. i had to ask her what was the fastest car shes ever driven, knowing it's germany and how great they were at making cars and forth. she answered a humble audi. okhay. so how fast did you go?
hmm..about 360ks/hour.(for chen hsiong)
*orgasmic blast personating a meteor shower*
piuu piuu boof chikababoooom..
there is a difference between women who can drive and women who can drive.

i liked her. she was really nice to be with. real angel but we soon parted ways.
one last glimpse at her perfect, tan slightly wrinkled smile,
and i was on my way, back to a very malaysian world.
poast dear heidi,
till then, jus..